#14 On a few days, most of which i can't remember

But not due to any fault of my own.
I think.

See, cause recently, and i say recently, but it's been happening for ages now.
My short term memory is , well, to say the least.My short term memory is limited to; Today, Yesterday, and The Day Before That.
And that's it.
Today is ok, cause like, it's happening now.
Yesterday is a bit fuzzy, but I can just about make it out.
The day before, well I can give a rough outline of that, but not many specifics.

But as Fuzz's party was just yesterday, that, I can indeed remember.
Wasn't too bad tbh, but if you see any pictures of me there, yes, I know, my hair is too long and I look like shit.

Today tho, I came home, thought I could stay awake, then fell asleep till like 5, then downed a redbull to wake up, and had some dinner, which was mashed potato, and for those of you... oh fuck it, here's a picture anyway.


And I think I'll have a chat about Xmas.
Actually, no, I won't. It bores me and I got bugger all.
I didn't ask for much, so I didn't get much, touché fate, touché.

Anyways, that crazy Top Gear where they're riding motorbikes across Vietnam is on.

(That isn't them btw)
Kudos for anyone who can tell me the film.
And no, it isn't hard to guess.

Catch you all in the new year, unless something particularly interesting happens before then.

#13 Christmas, I hate you

Worst. Fucking. Day. Ever.

Firstly my mum leaves for Italy to go help look after her dying mother.
So no mum for Christmas and new year.

Then, before she even gets to Italy, my Nonna goes comatose.
And then dies.

Oh yay.

Christmas tomorrow.

Go Fuck Yourself Christmas.

And your associated spirit.

#12 A special blog, Just for Sophie

Well, it's for all of you as well.
But at special request of Sophie.

I wish to vent yesterday's anger at KFC and McDonald's before I forget about it due to today's outstanding service (from McDonald's) .
Heh.

So, yeah, yesterday, Marco, Richard, Sophie and I went to KFC, and Sophie ordered some food of some kind, I can't remember what it was tbh, but yeah, she had NO ICE in her drink. Which is important to Sophie, since she has some weird ice fetish. Take note people, take note. I reckon if you get her a bag of ice, that she'll do whatever you want.
I kid, of course, the furthest she'd go for ice is second base :P and a reference for all of you that don't have a clue what I mean by second base, check this wiki article here:

Baseball Metaphors for sex.

Love you really Sophie.

Anyways, I digress, so they didn't have any ice, nor any bbq sauce!!!!
Okok, the no ice I can sort of understand, but the no bbq sauce! Come on people, it's KFC for chrissakes, bbq sauce just goes with chicken. I would have been like OMGWTFBBQ(sauce), but no bbq sauce meant I had to just settle for:*Incidentally, I would kill for that licence plate*

So then, we ventured over to McDonald's for some cheezeburgers and such. But the dude seemed to hear fries, instead of coke.
HOW THE HELL DO YOU MIX THOSE TWO UP!?!?!?!?!?!?
Fucking sigh. And they didn't have any nice bbq sauce there either (there are two types that they do, the free one, and the nice one)

But today, today was good.
Sophie and I went to McDonald's and got drinks, WITH ICE. And then when she asked for bbq sauce, they gave her the nice one, for free.

=]

Then, we went to eat our McDonald's in Asda car park, after seeing some mentalist mount the kerb and park there. After finishing our Maccy D's we went into Asda and got some half-baked Ben and Jerry's. Yummmmmm.

So *Thank You* Miss Seager, for driving me about cheezeburgers, and such. And that is why this blog

is for you.

Happy Commercialmas Eve Eve everyone.

Catch you on the flipsoid!

#11 This is a

Motherfucking Invitation.

Well,
that's what my speakers blare at me as I listen to Lamb Of God.
Sorry about the slow updates, haven't had much to write about recently, been kinda busy and stuff.

But, I've made progress today, gave all my Xmas presents to people who sposed to have them. So I'm wi...success for that.
I cannot be Win, cause he's a dude who's at school. (His real name probably isn't Win, but he's slightly Asian, so Win is his name. Horribly racist I know, but hey. Do one.)

So yeah, this is me:



*note, I couldn't find anything awesome for success, so w00t will have to do*

In fact, I wish I was a kitten, it'd be quite fun I imagine. All that mewing and eating and sleeping.

But today, alas, I'm not a kitten, nor the feelings associated with one, I'm not cuddly or happy. For some reason (which one I know not yet) I find myself inexplicably angry. So yeah, sux to be me.

But things could be worse, I could be doing this:



On a happier note, I did get a nice new hat today, from an awesome shop in Watford that I never knew exsisted.
This is my hat (well not my hat, but this is what it looks like) :



It is success, as i look awesome in it =]

Anyways people, things to do, sleep to get (it's only 3pm, but I'm well tired :P)

Catch you on the.........





WIN!!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist

#10 on blogging from school with Matt's crazy phone

So yeah, Matt's phone is proper crazy, and he has unlimited free internets. So I decided to write a blog from it. To be honest, it' super easy to use, cause it has a proper (if well tiny) keyboard to use.

As I'm at school, there isn't a terrible lot to write about. But I shall mention people who have asked to be mentioned, and some others who I think deserve mentioning.

Firstly, Lewis, since I did offer it up to the first peraon who offered =]
At the moment, him and I have a plan to create a superbug. Firstly, we need to get every bacterial based infection(we can split those 50/50) and then get the antibiotics for it, take some, and then not finish the course. Thus creating antibiotic resistant strains of that bacterial infection. Which will merge into a SUPERBUG!!!!!
Incidently, Rachel is livin proof of this, she regulary dosen't finish her courses, and when she gets ill, the antibiotics don't work.
Yaaaaay illness.

Secondly, Ross shall be mentioned, since i found out that he reads my blog. And for that, but not primarily this, he is awesome.

Also, Kirsty and I played a very interesting (and sometimes yucky) game. You get 'Jelly Belly' branded pack of jelly beans, put some out on the table, and then eat away, they do some seriously fucked up flavours. The coffee ones taste like shit, as do the melon ones, and the pear ones, and the cinnamon ones, and the liquorice ones, and I think you may be starting to get my drift =p
So yeah, at one point she had a pile of half eaten yucky ones, unlike me, who played the man rules, where if you pick it, you gotta eat it all.

And I'm getting rather bored now, and my thumbs are rather tired.

I'll catch you all on the flipside!

#9 On new music, high times, and something else

So yeah, I've got a new band to add to my list of awesome ones that i like.
Death From Above 1979
They've got a weird electro/punky kind of sound, but yeah, I likes them very much.
Give 'em a listen, you might just like them. =]
So that's the new music part of my blog covered.
Now onto what must be my most favourite part: High times.

So like I said in my last blog, that I was going to see Zara on the weekend, which I did, at Tom's house.
That get together was sweet. Tom, James, Rick and I blazed our way through a 30 (a 30 being a draw and a tens). Man we were so high later on, it was ridiculous, and James was killing us all with his 'sexy face'.
MY GOD, I haven't laughed that much about something in time.
Aaaaand, the best part was, I got to see Zara for the first time in forever, and we had a good old chat, and then a good old drunken chat, I think.

*Props to you all at Tom's*

And for the something else, we return to a personal favourite of mine.
Sophie Seager the drug dealer, which rhymes, amongst other things, she practically offered me sex to mention her in my blog, so yeah.
Mention, mention, namedrop etc...
We can lol at her, because she is a cripple. To be fair, she did fall off a 200ft stage.
(Love you Sophie, I'll get that sex later, at your convenience =])

Anyways, I've got stuff to not be doing.

Catch you on the flipside!

Here's some lols for you all to keep you busy till my next update.
And for those of you not familiar with:
Horatio Caine
You fucking should be.

#8 On dissapointments, and getting things done

Argh!
Today has not gone as planned, at all.

I planned to;

1. Give Claire the money for my Xmas presents (which to be fair I did do)
2. Get my ear pierced
   
3. Go to John Lyon to see old friends
4. Give Kwasi back Gina's stuff that she left here

So yeah.
The last three things never happened. The most annoying thing about number 2, is that i had to sell half a tens to some randomer in the common room to pay for it. Now i have no grade for the weekend, sigh, and then, when i got to the place to get my ear pierced, it was closed!!!
I then proceed to wait like nearly an hour for the bus to go to Harrow to go to John Lyon so I could see people and give Kwasi Gina's stuff. Bearing in mind that it is freezing out today. I gave up when it got to like 50mins, I mean, honestly, fuck that shit.
I'll meet up with Kwasi next week sometime i guess.

But yeah, today hasn't been a complete waste, I did get the money to Claire, so that's all my Xmas presents sorted (hopefully), and I absolutely can't thank her enough for letting me use her discount.

But, you know, the weekend is a coming, and I should be seeing my lovely friend Zara, who I don't get to see as much as I like.

She's awesome.

Anyway, yeah, gonna go now, got stuff to sort out.

Catch you on the flipside.

=]

OH NOES!!!

#7 On better times, and Pop rocks and coke

A note to all,
Pop rocks and coke, don't kill you, I was hoping for some stomach explodey action.
But alas, I'm not dead.

Dying like that would have been hilarious.

And a reference for the rest of you:
Here

So yes, it is false, Pop Rocks and Coke(or any other fizzy drink). Are not lethal.
So I'm not like thisFrom mixing them in my mouth.

Bad Times.

A big thank you to Miss Sophie Seager, for driving me and Joe to Tescos to get materials for the (non)asplosion. We nearly had that bitch in the saloon, and you know it.

*THANK YOU*

And oh my actual god, in Tesco we found an Emperor PEZ dispenser!!!
Fucking amazing.

Also, I'm not as worked up as yesterday over certain things. Which is good.

Another short one I'm afraid.
Not that I have anything else to do, but I just can't think of anything else to write.

Instead of saying 'Catch you on the flipside' I google'd it, and found this picture.
He is crazy, and if anyone was to say catch you on the flipside, it would be him.

#6 I'm fucking confused

Got dumped with some crazy stuff at the weekend, and tbh, I'm not sure that i can deal with it all. To know that someone so close to you has been hiding something this big, and now they're in serious trouble over it, and have had a year to prepare you for such consequences, and not have!
Strike 1, I don't know if I can ever trust you again.
And to know what you've been involved with, which I did find out, though not from you. I don't know whether to believe it, I don't want to believe it, but with overwhelming things against that, I'm going to have to grudgingly assume that it's true.
Strike 2, I don't know if I even want to see you ever again.
If the things accused of you are true, I really don't think that I want to see you again, part of me wants to forgive you, cause that's what I'm supposed to do. But the moral part of me wants to see you gone for what you've (supposedly) done, at least that will give me some time to sort this out in my head.
Final Blow, who you are to me.
This is just so fucked up. It's going to take me an age to figure it out.

#5 well..not really

you all should know

i don't blog on the weekends

#4 which will be written over the course of a few hours

It's just gone five o'clock here, and I've finished moving my pc downstairs, since my mum has gone away for a day and a half, and i needed to catch up on my gaming a lot :P
Well annoying thing happened tho, i just got in from taking my dog for a walk, and the light in the day room blew, so now all the lights downstairs are broke, and my mum HAD to take the ONLY garage key with her to Bath.

*sigh*

So lucky I had a lamp or two upstairs in my cupboard, so now my downstairs is being lit by bedside lamps and candles :P which is kinda nice i guess, gives all the rooms a more homely, cosy feel. It's also really really cold, which is fail, since I'm now freezing.

*time passes*

And it's now 1am, and tbh, I'm well getting tired, must be the weed, since i don't normally get tired, at all. I guess it's the weed, it tasted mellower than the usual. Don't even ask me how, it just did, ok?

I am also annoyed, yeah i'll come/not at all. =[
you make me sad.

That should be you, for the lies that you said.


Think I'll go to bed. Apologies for the shortness.

Sleep you on the Sleepside...
Flipside..
Whatever.

#3 On christmas shopping, and Sophie the drug dealer

Hello and welcome readers, and followers (actually so happy people are following this ^_^) I sit here typing, and eating a yogurt with one hand (epic skills) after just sorting out what I'm getting a few people for Xmas from Lush (good shop btw, excellent stuff, bit pricey tho) and oh my god, I've got like twelve things down that I want to get, and it came to £50.88, I mean, that's quite a lot of money tbh, and for what?! I mean, generally, Xmas presents aren't that useful, people get them, make a lot of mess in the process of opening them, and then throw them away, or never use them ( and yes, you know who you are, getting presents from relatives like slippers and shiz). So I reckoned that I'd get something useful for my friends, stuff they can use over and over (till it runs out) and i came to the conclusion of lovely smelly things, since the people I'm buying for are girls (guys don't need Xmas presents, with the exception of my best friend). So smelling nice is always a plus.
And on the note of Lush, I have to mention Claire, who I absolutely LOVE right now, cause she works at Lush, and is letting me abuse her discount there. So,

THANK YOU

Also today, I had four minutes of my time wasted by a one Miss Sophie Seager, who told the most official LAMEST JOKE EVER, I mean, it wasn't even a joke, it was just four minutes of talking, she enjoyed telling it more than me, Joe, Phil and Shaun did listening.
Also, she asked that I mention her, as a drug dealer, although she doesn't have any drugs, nor will probably ever, she does charge a £5 finders fee for recommending you to someone that does (not that she knows anyone who's a dealer)

You crazy Mac user you.

Anyways, I've go to go and do my psychology coursework, *sigh*, but it's ok, since after tomorrow I won't have to worry about it anymore, cause Friday is the deadline :P

Have a good one.

*emperor voice*
Something. Something. Flip-side!

#2 On how certain people annoy the hell outa me

And Dave can certainly verify this for me, for both of the people I'm going to discuss actually.
Aaaaaaaaaaand first up, we have, Troel (pronounced troll, his real name is Joel, not that anyone uses it anymore) anyway. So, we all, and I say all, I mean most, dislike Troel . I mean, he just comes along, and waltzes into our group of people, and stands there like a complete numpter, of like today, Wai Ling, Ellie, Dave and I were all having a sit down and a chat, then, Dave got up to go do something, and Troel was there in a fucking *flash* to sit next to Ellie, I mean comon! She doesn't even like you! She made out with you like twice, and she was drunk, both times! If she liked you, she woulda come and made a move afterwards, but noooooooooo, you decided to attach yourself to her like some fugly barnacle who just chats crap all day.
URGH
I think you can pretty much see my feelings about him.
Heh.
And to Joel, if you DO ever read this, not that you would actively seek bad things about yourself, or in particular, my blog. I'm sorry, but i just really really really can't stand you.

And my second person I'm going to mention/slag off/vent generally about is a certain teacher of both mine and Dave's.
And she is just plain mean (sometimes... don't get me wrong or anything, she's an excellent teacher, and normally one of my favourites, but recently, not so much)
In class today, she played and i quote ' How to destroy someones self confidence in less that five minutes ' with Dave, and props for Dave, he kicked ass, and I think, came out on top, since she had to resort to 'Well... I don't believe you...You're lying' or something like that.
And the thing that annoys me the most is, that on the whole, she's a really good, and nice teacher, but she IS scary.

*makes a swan noise*


Catch you on the flipside people!

(not that i have anyone that follows this blog :P)

#1

As in, the first, so yeah, made this blog today, after realising that i think...a lot, as do we all. And i guess that i'd really like to start putting my thoughts out there, not that they are more impotant than anyone else's, it's just that i can voice mine via a medium that isn't available to a lot of people.

Today is a pretty much boring day, stayed off from school to do some psychology coursework, which will happen eventually, but not just now. You know how school is.

I guess that this is going to be one of the shortest blogs i'm gonna write, since it's the first one and all, and i really don't have that much on my mind at the moment, allthough, i am kinda stressing about this get together i'm having on friday, i don't know whether the people i have invited are all going to get along.

Well, they better, cause they ain't leaving once they get here.

Heh..

See you on the flipside.