Tuesday, 13 January 2009

#18 On washing cars, and stuff i'd do anything for

So I went to Asda today, at the request of Sophie. She decided she wanted yummy foods, and petrol, and such. So we bought our yummy foods (which I will come to later).
Sophie also decided that her car was too dirty, having not washed it since she bought it. I did, however point out to her that it is a 1st car, and they're supposed to look like crap.
Ok, well possibly not that crap. But you get what I'm saying.
So Sophie decided to use the car wash that Asda have there, and so we went. To be honest, it was really cheap, so what the hell, (we had wash number two if I remember correctly). It took like all of possibly 3 minutes to do, which is pretty speedy in my books. Sophie also said that she wants to have sex in the time it takes to go through an automated car wash. (srsly, don't write it down, you perverts :P) I could have kindly obliged, but since I'm NOT a sex obsessed douche of a guy, I didn't. Although she does still owe me sex (see blog #9), but those 28 business days have past, so its probably void by now. I did say to her though, that it'd have to be a pretty long car wash cycle for you to actually get some decent sex. In fact, you would both have to dive onto the back seat pretty much instantly, and all you'd manage to do in three minutes is get your average guy off (assuming that all men have stamina like mice), leaving no time for yourself, and the the car wash would be done, and you'd have to drive off.
So perhaps something to do before you die.
Maybe you'd get off on the naughtiness of it all, or something.

But yeah, pre car wash, I did get some yummy food, namely;
Chocolate Eclairs
and Marzipan

I am unashamedly a fucking whore for marzipan. And those of you that don't like it (becuase I know you exsist) can just go do one. I can (and sometimes do) eat the stuff by the packet. Its just too yummy. I loves it.

And if you go to wiki, and look for marzipan, it has this really cute picture of some marzipan pigs.

Now that. I want.

Oh, and good luck to all of you who are doing exams at the moment. Hope they all go well.

=]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't like marzipan.
But I do like car washes. And profiteroles, and other yummy things.
Like car wash sex.
:)

Isbit said...

I LOVE CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS!!!
No, we don't have them in Sweden :'(

And marzipan is good, you should go to Lübeck in Germany :)

Digi said...

no chocolate eclairs in sweden

what the hell

thats just strange.

i'll bring some over when i come :P

Isbit said...

Haha, yeah, I know, it sucks.

You have to bring some over, like a lot :D (do that and my mom won't mind at all that you're staying at our house)